Get up dudes! Start your days early! It totally feels awesome to wake up at 8 AM and meet your friends and talk about crazy projects over coffee/tea. My wheels get going so good and fast. I like this Mike Merrill. This man has good ideas. Good ideas that he's actually executing. It's inspiring to be around. I got home and started shooting out emails to book this Europe tour and this midwest tour. Can you help us? YACHT and Bobby Birdman for the midwest. Lucky Dragons and those two dudes for Europe. So very excited!
Okay! Coffee is making me feel awesome.
Oh, and if you live in Portland and aren't already planning on it, VOTE FOR PHIL. I know it isn't until May, but you should start thinking about it and telling your pals about him.
Lastly, Portland! You are an awesome city! Same-sex marriage! RIGHT NOW! Even though Zac and I are heterosexual men, we're considering getting married to show our support... and also to become extremely famous for being the first heterosexual male married couple in the world. I feel like this is a little disrespectful to the couples who have had to deal with this issue on a legitimate front, though. So forget it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
You are the most wonderful person I've ever known.
Thank you for being so incredibly awesome.
Again, I'm playing with Xiu Xiu at Holocene tomorrow. It's an early show. Starts at 8 PM and I'm playing third.
The show is $3, hugs are FREE.UPDATE! While riding my bike across the Burnside bridge a seagull pooped and it landed on my leg. It's totally gross.
tord is dutch, candice kissing booth holy s!, bird poo is good for you! what kind of a day is thursday anyway???
from all of us who have to get up at 6:30 every morning to carpool out to suburban vancouver, a bigoted boss, and a dead-end career....
a big middle finger to you, sir. a big one indeed!
Mike: "I just think that Hypercolor underpants is an idea whose time has come. All I need is the Man Power, and gumption to Make It Happen. So what do you say, guys?"
Jona: (Is thinking.)
Zac: (Mouthing discreetly 'cross table): "Don't do it, man."
woah, Jona. Our moms share a birthday! My mom's is 3.4.56.
cool. Um, just for frequency, when is your birthday?
Oliver, our Moms are both young awesome ladies! Karen Sagen is 03/04/55. Totally rad. My birthday is 12/02/80.
FEAST ON THAT.
Birds poop on you, you know, out of love. That bird effing loved you. My bird loves me so much, on time he puked on me. They regurgitate/shit to show you that they care.
Love,
Can you drop me off here?
I'm sorry if I sounded like a jerk when you were talking to me about the Torbjorn Tord Boontje man the other night. The couple of you fellows were being very, very funny. It was like all I could do was just sit back and "watch," so to speak.
I was just looking at the Tord Boontje site. So amazing and beautiful, handmade and clean and loved. I got a little bit choked up when he wrote about the program that randomly generates a floral bustle. And his charmingly naive suggestion that we cut up the silk curtain to make a party garland? Oh Tord, you little dear.
It would be so amazing if he did the art for ya'll!
Candice Kim Kissing Booth.
It's so fucked up, that I can't think of anything to write about it, but I'm unable to change the subject.
Okay, I think I'd pay $7 to kiss Candice. Even for a cheeker. Candice, you could probably raise a lot of thousands of dollars and save something important, like foreigners who nees operations or beautiful natural places and buildings. The whales.
NO FOREIGNERS!! Also: The Jews believe that a bird shitting on you is a sign of luck. I read that in Judy Blume's "Starring sally j. friedman as herself," a book I adored all through elementary school along with the more well-known "are you there, god, it's me margaret," which taught us that our periods are holy, holy things which must be looked forward to like getting the winning lotto ticket. Unfortunately this attitude did not rub off on me. Kissing booths are an excellent way to earn some liquid cash. I think, Candice, you would do well to consider turning this charming idea into a multi-million dollar enterprise. Jona, I need to talk some shop with you. Please call the shit out of me. P.S. You, Jona, are a Minnesota Fats with a face made of bird poop. I'm going to put you in a bag and hit you with sticks.
This entry rocks.
Zac is so beautiful.
I left the music video on in the computer lab yesterday afternoon...
jona bearrr-
hello mister. i didn't realize you were gone for so long playing shows! i was worried! i sent out a search party and one of those dogs with a tiny barrel of whiskey around its neck.
i want to know if you can still do the website. if no, it's ok. ara and i are no longer business partners or snuggle partners.
the kissing booth is back open for business.